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« on: February 02, 2011, 10:13:30 PM »

Obama.
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 07:59:19 AM »

Obama.

No jokes from Kenya please. 
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 11:06:55 AM »

Isn't Kenya one of the 58 States?Huh
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2011, 09:16:52 AM »

 Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 01:29:15 PM »

Come on guys don't exaggerate, he isn't that dumb.  He said 57 not 58   Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 07:38:34 PM »

thats amazing talk about outbushing Bush! Grin
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2011, 08:46:37 PM »

Come on guys don't exaggerate, he isn't that dumb.  He said 57 not 58   Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

Didn't he say 57 but that he had one more to go?  Didn't watch the video again, but that was my recollection.
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2011, 11:09:40 PM »

DS, I stand corrected, I guess he is that dumb.   Grin

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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 10:26:36 AM »

Johnny  was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he  accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the  emergency room in St. John's and when he got there the doctor  looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll  see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got  da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2010!   We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible  techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like  new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?" 

Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?Huh?) Remember  this is a Newfie.

"How da fock was I  suppose to pick  dem up??
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 02:28:23 PM »

He could have been a democrate  Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2011, 12:40:46 PM »



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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2011, 05:58:30 PM »

Very funny, but I've not heard Obama being accused of being a ruthless despot, which is what all the rest have been.
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2011, 06:32:43 PM »

It's a joke Peter....it's something to make the Republicans believe that they can overthrow Obama and return America to what it once was.................AN ARCTIC WASTELAND!!! Grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 06:46:36 PM »

In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goats lower intestine.  In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea
by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 10:43:44 AM »

"I didn't mess up about Paul Revere," replied Palin, a paid contributor to the network.


The Paul Revere House's website says that on April 18, 1775, Dr. Joseph Warren instructed Revere to ride to Lexington, Mass., to warn Samuel Adams and John Hancock that British troops were marching to arrest them.

About 20% of colonists were tories who remained loyal to the British army and would have turned Revere in......so he didn't ride down the street yelling "the British are coming"   that's a fairy tale!! Grin ( More Us history for Peter)
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