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peterbj7
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« on: February 09, 2011, 06:06:26 PM »

Can any one remember what country this law has just been passed in?
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 06:08:09 PM »

Malawi
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 06:16:14 PM »

Many thanks.  I need to recommend a friend not to go there  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 09:24:58 PM »

Flatulence is an art! That I am quite adept at if I may be so bold Tongue Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 09:57:32 PM »

We must stand against the anti-flatulence fascism in Malawi. I suggest that whenever you or anyone nearby expels some gas from the backside you should exclaim... Holy Malawi!

If everyone joins in on this not-so-silent but deadly protest, we can truly effect change.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2011, 08:09:54 AM »

HOLY MALAWI!
Yes, one man can make a difference! Grin
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »

We must stand against the anti-flatulence fascism in Malawi. I suggest that whenever you or anyone nearby expels some gas from the backside you should exclaim... Holy Malawi!

If everyone joins in on this not-so-silent but deadly protest, we can truly effect change.

"silent but deadly"  is the penalty for this type of flatulence more or less than a ripper?  Just questions to ponder.   Grin  I think I would be in a lot of trouble.  Blazing Saddles must have recorded me one night after pickled eggs and beer.   Wink
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2011, 11:32:08 AM »

I tell my wife it is a natural occurring phenomenon, but she doesn't believe it!  She really believes that I can control when it occurs!! Wink
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2011, 05:26:29 PM »

I dated a woman for over 5 yrs and never ONCE heard her fart.........
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2011, 05:30:04 PM »

I dated a woman for over 5 yrs and never ONCE heard her fart.........

You sir need to get your hearing checked.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2011, 08:36:41 PM »

I dated a woman for over 5 yrs and never ONCE heard her fart.........

You sir need to get your hearing checked.

well, there was at least one other sensory function that corroborates my statement.........
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2011, 09:44:04 AM »

Kerry, I believe you because "women don't fart"!  At least according to you know who!
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2011, 11:23:24 AM »

Is that in the same way that women don't sweat or perspire, they "glow"?
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 05:31:32 PM »

This reminds me of a story my brother told me. A friend was visiting him from French Canada and they both walked into a shopping mall. My brother's friends broke out in laughter as they opened the doors of the mall. The sign on the door said "no pets alowed". The word pet in French means fart.  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 08:10:04 PM »

perhaps one reason there is such a stink about pets on the other board......
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