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azbob
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« on: August 14, 2011, 06:17:39 PM »

 
Subject: We are in trouble....
 
 
We are in trouble....
 
The
population of this country is 300 million.


160
million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the
work.




There are 85 million in school.




Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.




Leaving 20 million to do the work.




2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing TERRORISTS !!

Which leaves 17..2
million to do the work.




Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.




At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the
work.





You and me.



And there
you are,



Sitting on your,
butt
At your computer, reading jokes..
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 09:34:28 PM »

Sooooooo. that means if Obama creates 2 new jobs in the next 18 months he will probably get reelected? Cry Cheesy

nah, he'll never pull that off. Shocked Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 12:01:27 PM »

Hopefully the Republican Congress will be able to stifle growth by not funding anything.  Unemployment will stay high and more homes will go into foreclosure.  There will be tremendous pain and suffering , that's OK though.....just as long as Obama doesn't get re-elected.  Such is the plan of great, patriotic Americans. 
 
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 01:10:28 PM »

"Hopefully the Republican Congress will be able to stifle growth by not funding anything."
Ha-HA..... stifle growth - now thats funny right there!!!!!!!!!! Shocked Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 04:43:48 PM »

The only people who will still vote for OTO.   Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfA2b9YSag&NR=1



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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 07:09:06 PM »

The last thing a Republican thinks about is the welfare of the American citizen.  You guys are not only un American ....you suck Wink
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 09:06:12 PM »

The last thing a Republican thinks about is the welfare of the American citizen.  You guys are not only un American ....you suck Wink

Lets see here:
The first thing I think about is ME
The last thing I think about is YOU

YUP, I'm good with that! Kiss Grin
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 05:54:17 AM »

And I bet you take 2 parking spots whenever you can too Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 06:58:31 AM »

and.............I shit on the floor next to the bowl in public toilets! Smiley

two spots? nope three, Suburban stretch fits great sideways in 3 spots and get 4 miles to the gallon! Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 07:10:52 AM »

LOL.  That's what I'm talking about Ry Grin
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