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« on: September 15, 2009, 11:40:38 AM »

I have paid 360bzd for one night

I have to be back by 12.30 as we are locked out or in at this time

They do not have football

We have to go to a Social Club -whatever that is-and I am not f'ing social

Just found out that having paid 2 pounds to be a member I cannot buy drinks for 48 hours-this is nucking futs

No Parking-we had to wait till 6.00pm till the ticket machine would give us an overnight ticket

No gas station-nearest 6 miles away-have no gas

Laurie has befriended a non educated fisherman who will not leave us alone

food is only served after 6.30PM

THE WIRELESS CODE IS 26 DIGITS AND ONE OF THE DIGITS WAS RUBBED OFF

It is ****in cold/the jager is warm -talk about getting things the wrong way round

cheerio for now

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 11:42:58 AM »

Ireland is way more user friendly  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 12:02:30 PM »

Peter,  Glad you're having a good time.  Keep us posted.   Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 12:38:24 PM »

I also stayed at Buckingham Palace once and I agree with your assessment.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 12:51:11 PM »

Peter - close your eyes and click your heels together 3 times while repeating "There's no place like Belize...there's no place like Belize..."
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 04:06:40 PM »

When you get use to..........

No dress code
Stopping to pee in the bushes and know you will not get arrested for that
walking while drunk and not getting arrested
Picking the person that has a drivers license to drive the golf cart (not the sober person)
no shoes no shirt is accepted
telling the store keeper I will bring back money for that case of beer tomorrow and they say OK
Calling and having your  water, soda and beer delivered
you can smoke anywhere (not that I smoke)
Finding a SOCIAL club with in about every 50 yards no membership required
Finding a friend on every corner....or at least someone that will have a drink with you.

and many other wonderful things about BZ
it is hard to go back to civilization (not that BZ does not have it's own type of Civilization)





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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 05:00:45 PM »

Make sure those bushes don't have 3 leaves and a red stem.  Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2009, 09:13:30 PM »

too funny
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2009, 08:02:05 AM »

If I got in the bush I would probably not notice anything. Lucky I never had to go. But that gets to another possible topic what to watch out for in SP... I found the scorpions were not so dangerous if they sting you. Would hate to meet up with one of them in the bush.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2009, 07:42:26 PM »

Amen Mary, ... Amen!
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 09:33:28 PM »

Reasons for staying exactly where you are.... your Pizza is wank and very few people like you cos your a bitter old **** who ****s people over and thinks hes funny and can do and say anything he wants with no come back.....tick tock. Kiss
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 06:58:30 AM »

that is the beauty of SP BZ you can be anyone you want as long as you stay with in the law. 
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 09:00:19 AM »

I also stayed at Buckingham Palace once and I agree with your assessment.  Roll Eyes
JAjaja.... ive stayed at  Buckingham Palace on many occasions and it was free....
As for the beauty of SP, blirt... blirt, blah, thats why Pedro lives here..... cos he wouldnt get away with his gash anywhere else in the Mundo....
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