A pizza, A pizza... my Kingdom for a Pizza!!!

[spartacus]

Pimps and ho's,

We seem to have a slight issue..... has anybody noticed the serious need for a good Pizza on la isla..... Ive tried them all in vain... the cutlass of Pirates just didnt cut the Monterey.... I thought things were looking up when i happened across Mambo and the delightfull stonebaked thin crust.... quite simply it wowed my pallete.... Then i meet some seemingly decentish type chap by name of Peter who claimed that he knocked out a decent job.... so being the the open minded type personage that i be, i figured id give it a do..... At first bite i was impressed.... then with an Egon Ronay like smidgin of after thought.. i stepped back from my holiday head and got to thinking that the only.. and i do mean only reason this pizza tasted ok at first bite, was indeed my lack of consumption of processed gash in the few days prior to me entering the stink pit that is Pedro's.... lets be honest, if id not been in full posession of my holiday head and the kind of chap that likes to see the best in people even when they dont freely show it themselves... i wouldnt have even entered this tacky joint seemingly full of ****witts all of whom lining up to suck the Clingons from his nonsey fat arse....  Without going into too much detail. you could half the price of a night at pedros inn and i still wouldnt stay there... theres an old saying that like attracts like.... or in this case shit attracts ****ing flies....

In my last couple of days on La Isla Bonitta.... i heard many tales about mr Pedro... whom im saddend to say, in my opinion is a disgrace to his blessed Union Jack that he seems to enjoy flying everywhere.... and i must say the Blog i raed about senor Pedro crap shag was ****ing hillarious... no wonder you hiding in Belize.... its cos you dare not go home you ****witt!!

Im Spartacus.... No!! Im Spartacus!!

[deadserious]

Perhaps your point would be more effective... or at least you would not come off like such a douche... if you could... complete a sentence... or at the very least... use correct grammar...  or perhaps...  just maybe... spell words correctly... 


Regardless, here's the island Pizza thread if you would like to debate the finer points of my rating.

http://ambergrisvacations.com/forum/index.php/topic,15.0.html

[spartacus]

Yawn...... **** off Yank!!! go and try and conquer another country and let Al Qaida crawl up yer fat arse some more....

[deadserious]

I conquered a country?

[spartacus]

jajajaja.... now that was good Humour (note the spelling)

[deadserious]

It sounds like you might be high on some that Coke that Pedro arranged for you to buy.

[spartacus]

And that would be a very inaccurate stab in the dark son.... im just high on life!!
Anyway this threads about Shite Pizza and Crap Shag.... so... move along lil bwai!!

[deadserious]

lil bwai!!

I hear coke rots your brain.  At the very least, it makes you type quite incoherently.

[spartacus]

Just goe's to show exactly how much you know about Belize... Little boy (an lil Bwai) any body whos put his time in here would understand that. Oh and maybe you should check yer own sentences and spelling before hounding any body else Yank...

And the laaaand of the freeeeee!!!

Yeah right!!

[Admin]

In my last couple of days on La Isla Bonitta....

it's funny, your IP is from Germantown MD not Belize... Anyway - tone down the language or I'll set you free... bwai

[spartacus]

Counter measures are a wonderfull thing i find..... what Language?

You couldnt be any wider of the mark if you tried.... your obviously not as clever as you think

I thought Pappa Pizza had a policy of free speech?  you cant even say Effin on here...

The Real Slim Shady

[Admin]

Counter measures are a wonderfull thing i find..... what Language?

You couldnt be any wider of the mark if you tried.... your obviously not as clever as you think

I thought Pappa Pizza had a policy of free speech?  you cant even say Effin on here...

The Real Slim Shady

are you really this dense? stop swearing so much. And I'm more clever than you think, don't make me cross the bridge...

[spartacus]

And where exactly did i swear in that post pray tell 

 

[deadserious]

Just goe's to show exactly how much you know about Belize... Little boy (an lil Bwai) any body whos

If you call me fat, and yet then refer to me as a little boy, I'm fairly certain that would qualify and incoherent.

[deadserious]

Anyway - tone down the language or I'll set you free... bwai

Please do not ban him.  He's a priceless example of a Marty stooge sent here to give Pedro some hell.  He's proving his ignorance with every post.  His words are his own demise.