Capitalism: A Love Story

[DrKyle]

[BettyJ]

OMG - you would be sooo banned from the other board for that (he he)

[Rhonda]

Jesse would have burst a blood vessel!!!!!!

[walleye]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!!

[GOD]

"Hopefully he has a terribly debilitating stroke that leaves him unable to speak or move but cognitively intact so that he will endure maximum suffering before he makes a one-way trip to be with his gay lover Ted Kennedy in hell!"

As much as I dislike MM I'm really not sure this is the answer.  Even though he has done well with his movies financially I don't think he could survive more than a couple of days (what with the high cost of health care and all) which would greatly limit the amount of suffering.  Perhaps the answer is to have him go to Canada (as if he were a draft dodger) and get his Landed Immigrant status and then 6 months later after the free health care kicks in and he has the debilitating thingy.  Even then based on your previous comments he might not make it through the night.

All we can hope for is that he is shot at a bowling alley by troubled teenagers.

[ragman]

God,

All we can hope for is that he is shot at a bowling alley by troubled teenagers.

I deplore gun violence.  Maybe hit over the head with a bowling pin, so we don't have to hear more about gun control.        Save the bullet for a real threat.