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[Cdnfolks]

Now that Vancouver will be hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.

Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q:  I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A:  We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:  Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A:  Depends on how much you have been drinking.

Q:  I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A:  Sure, it's only 4000 miles, take lots of water.

Q:  Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A:  So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q:  Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A:

[Cdnfolks]

OOPS!

Here is the answer:

A:  Only at Thanksgiving

Q:  Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population?  (ITALY)
A:  Yes, gay nightclubs

Q:  I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.  It's a kind of big horse with horns.  (USA)
A:  It's called a Moose.  They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them.  You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q:  Will I be able to speak English most places I go?  (USA)
A:  Yes, but you will have to learn it first.


 

[Moose in Belize]

Q:  I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.  It's a kind of big horse with horns.  (USA)
A:  It's called a Moose.  They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them.  You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Actually, the odour of urine is an aphrodisiac. 

[2Aggies]

Actually, the odour of urine is an aphrodisiac.  

To Canadians or moose?  

(sorry my friend - you left that one wide open)

[Moose in Belize]

Actually, the odour of urine is an aphrodisiac.  

To Canadians or moose?  

(sorry my friend - you left that one wide open)

Speaking as a Moose of course.