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Vladimir
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« on: August 29, 2009, 08:02:27 PM »
post on internet message boards to avoid your marital duties?

Do you shy away from your wife/significant other because deep down you know that she is thinking about the high school track star (or a real stud such as Pedro) that rocked her world and hit places that you can only dream of hitting whilst in the throws of passion?

Do you feel inadequate because she calls out names that you have never heard before while laughingly thrusting your meager 4"?

I suggest you push the power button, take that last shot of tequilla, swallaow that last 1/2 viagra you have been saving for the latest issue of blondes versus machines, and go show your wife the attention she has been craving since you discovered the high speed internet connection.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 05:42:32 AM »
"Throes" of passion...  Throws could hurt someone!   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 09:55:11 AM »
Quote from: Vladimir on August 29, 2009, 08:02:27 PM
while laughingly thrusting your meager 4"?

But what if its as big around as a can of corn?  Does that count for anything? Just askin! Grin
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 02:53:25 PM »
In the valley of the jolly, ho ho ho, ........
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 04:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Nova on August 30, 2009, 05:42:32 AM
"Throes" of passion...  Throws could hurt someone!   Grin

ROFLMAO!  Good one Nova!  Unless he was holding a "throw" over her mouth to keep her from being heard by the neighbors, during the "passion play" of the year!
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
Whats wrong with 4 inches? I always thought most girls liked them that thick
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